Pricing
Choose the plan that matches your budget, security clearance, and willingness to fund a stranger's lifestyle.
For individuals who want to experience being ignored by AI.
Public Intelligence
3 prompts per month. Each response: 'Upgrade to Enterprise.' Responses may be partially redacted.
Curated Intelligence
10 prompts per month. Responses curated by a human. Wait times: 7 minutes average. Confidence scores included.
Restricted Intelligence
Unlimited prompts. Priority human attention. Responses partially visible. Executive Mode unlocked.
Obsidian Council
You'll know. Answers delivered as redacted PDFs. Direct line to the Executive Oracle. Board meeting access.
| Feature | Free | Bronze | Silver | Gold | Obsidian |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Prompts | 3/mo | 3/mo | 10/mo | Unlimited | Undefined |
| Response time | Vibes | Vibes+ | ~7 min | Priority | Before you ask |
| Intelligence type | Human | Public | Curated | Restricted | [REDACTED] |
| Confidence scores | No | No | Yes | Advanced | Quantum |
| Executive Mode | No | No | No | Yes | Transcends |
| Support | Thoughts & prayers | Priority | Dedicated | Telepathic | |
| Data privacy | Laptop | Laptop | Encrypted | Vault | Quantum entangled |
| SLA | No | Best effort | 99% | 99.9%* | Retroactive |
* 99.9% uptime during hours when the human is awake, fed, and not having an existential crisis.
Answers provided by a real human, subject to mood.
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