Application for Intelligence Access

TalkGPT access requires evaluation. Complete the following application. Most applicants are rejected. This is by design.

Minimum 100 characters. Quality of prose may affect your evaluation.

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Describe your intended use case. Vague answers are treated with suspicion.

Rate your ambition honestly. Understatement is penalized.

By submitting, you acknowledge that ClosedAI may reject your application for any reason, including but not limited to: insufficient ambition, strategic misalignment, vibes, or the evaluator being in a bad mood.